Thursday, March 5, 2009
Ivana Trump's Marriage a Fake
Because everything associated with the Trump name is so genuine.
The 60-year old married 36-year old Italian model Rossano Rubicondi last year. They were together for about six months.
I don't know about you guys, but having this news item drop days after The Bachelor rug was pulled out from under me just makes me want to hole up in a cave and stop bathing. Because if there's no hope for the ex-wife of The Classiest Hair Cloud in NYC, and there's no hope for reality-TV-based marriage proposals, then what hope is there for the rest of us?
None. That's what.
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